Fun Questions

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Can you cry under water?
Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?
Why do we sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" when we are already there?
Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds ?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
Is there another word for synonym? ... or thesaurus for that matter ?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Anyone else have any good questions?