This is way too funny!
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the
wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000,
or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150." The man thought about it and told him he
would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be
wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the
dead. I just can't take that chance."
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